I'm suffering from uncontrollable urges to browse Joann's, Hancock's, Tuesday Morning, and Ebay, to search for more Cotton-Ease yarn. At last count, I have 72 skeins, eerie since that's my birthyear. Still, I want more, because I don't have any licorice.
Knitter's unite, for I need your help here! Buy all the Cotton-Ease you can, so there will be none left for me to find. Then knit it all quickly, so you'll have soft garments, but more importantly, there won't be a chance in hell for you to sell it to me.
I have made a total of 1 garment with Cotton-Ease. For some reason, I can't bear to knit the rest, because then it won't be new anymore. I will try to overcome my fear, and start with my least favorite color orangeade, perfect with Halloween around the corner. Slowly, I will work up to knitting popsicle blue and cherry red.
The first step to curing my addiction is admitting that I have one, so "I HAVE AN ADDICTION!" Now what's the next step?